Please Help -- First World in
Deepening Crisis!
This is an appeal to third world
citizens everywhere. Even as
you read this, corporate executives all over the world are
having
to cope with an ever-increasing crisis. The corporations need to
produce more profit every year, otherwise they will die.
Working via western governments and aid agencies, we have
so far managed to stave off this crisis, by building large
infrastructure projects like dams, in the third world. More
recently we are moving into Eastern Europe too, so you can
see we are getting desperate.
How you can help
We realise that you don't have
much money (we made sure of
that), but we have lots of that already. What we need from you
is your land, so we can build things on it. This small sacrifice
could make a big difference to the lives of thousands of
overstressed executives and shareholders around the world, and
could prevent a recurrence of the mass suicides seen during the
financial crashes of the seventies and eighties.
Every little helps, so even if
you only have a tiny smallholding, you
can still be part of the solution.
How it works
Many political activists in both
the west and the third world say
that these big infrastructure projects are useless. This is not
true.
We need dams so we can build roads going to the dams. We
need roads so we can make superquarries to get the roadbuilding
materials. We need superquarries so we can build roads to the
superquarries, and open up forests to timber extraction. We
need timber extraction so we can build logging roads, and we
need logging roads so we can open up remote areas to make
way for the bigger roads we need to build dams.
We realise this is all a bit
complicated for a bunch of ignorant
darkies to understand, so to help you we have devised a plan
called 'forced relocation', in which you get to move without
having to worry about all the details.
Coming soon to a village near
you
Yes, forced relocation is
probably happening near you already.
If not, don't worry, it will soon. But why wait? You can get
involved right now, by moving in with some people about to
be relocated, and joining in with their customary 'protest'.
Then we get to move you now, thus saving us the bother later.
If you don't know the address of
your nearest forced re-location,
our friends the WWF (World Wide Fund for Nature) will
probably be able to help, as they are usually overseeing the
set up of our greenwash 'nature reserves' in the areas, and
may even be re-locating tribespeople from a reserve.
Watch out for people planning
serious insurrection or
revolution though. They could jeopardise the whole first
world aid project, so report them to your local government
or compliant NGO office immediately.
Thank you in anticipation,
Mic One
The Military-Industrial Complex
http://www.eco-action.org/mission/index.html
There is no in between, you are either free or you're a slave!
